The Aussie bloke assumes: This Kiwi fella must have touched the hot Swedish lady in the dark, then she tried to hit him but she missed and hit me in the face. The Swedish lady assumes: The stupid Aussie bloke probably tried to touch me in the dark, but he missed and touched the small granny who in turn slapped his face. The small granny assumes: The Aussie bloke must have felt up the Swedish lady when it was dark and earned himself a slap. After the train comes out from the tunnel, the Aussie bloke has a nasty red hand print on his face. The train heads on through a darkened tunnel and a short moment later there everyone can hear the sound of a vicious slap. Q: What is the very worst thing about being bitten by a red back spider?Ī: You are more than likely an Australian.Ĥ people are sitting together on a train journey through Europe, there was a Kiwi fella, an Australian bloke, a small old granny, and also a hot Swedish lady. Q: How do you tell if an Australian is lying? Two blokes are having a couple of cold ones in a bar in Sydney, one says to the other "A sheila I met in Sydney the other night gave me a bloody sexually transmitted disease"! His friend says back "geez you're lucky mate, in Adelaide you would have had to pay for it" After a while Aussie Wayne steve says to Kiwi Steve, "mate, If I snuck over to your house and had some wild raunchy sex with your wife while you were out, and she got knocked up and had a child, would that mean that we were related?" Kiwi Steve paused for a while and then says, "Well mate, I'm sure if that would make us related but it sure would certainly make us even!" I travelled to Australia the other week and I was passing through immigration, they said to me "Do you have a criminal record?" I replied "I didn't realise that it was still a requirement to get in here".Ī Kiwi fella Steve and an Aussie bloke Wayne headed out fishing one Saturday and started downing a couple of beers on the boat. He was even more unfortunate to lose another thousand dollars on the replay. "Forever if that is ok with you" replies Damian.Īn Aussie guy was recently unfortunate to lose a thousand dollars on the big horse race of the year The Melbourne Cup. The store clerk replies "how long would you like them?" Q: What do you get if you cross breed an Australian with a monkey?Ī: Nothing, monkeys know better than thatĪn insult for Aussies - "I hope that your chooks turn into Emu's and kick your dunny down."Īn Aussie bloke Damian walks into the hardware store and says "I'd like some nails please mate". Q: What do you call an Aussie that scores well on an IQ test? Q: Whats the difference between Cinderella and the Wallabies rugby team?Ī: Cinderella actually made it to the ball Irish you a merry Christmas and a happy New year.Q: Why aren't the Wallabies team members allowed to own a dog? Ice scream if you don’t let me have my way. Won Eye, one horn, flying purple people eater.ĭown by the way, where the water melons grow. Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.Įarl be going home now.
For instance, the teller could reply ‘Andy walls came tumbling down.’ All the knock knock jokesĭozen this hullabaloo out here bother you? It is usually a format that is strictly followed for the knock knock jokes. It is usually told where someone, who is usually the person telling the joke knocks on the front door by saying the knock knock, and the other person who is supposedly on the inside replies with ‘who is there?’ and the teller of the joke gives a name for instance ‘Andy’, when the person on the inside asks ‘Andy who?’ the teller then gives a pun that would both be hilarious and in line. While some people think that the knock knock jokes are basically a children games, a lot of adults and teenagers have fun and take pleasure in playing them. The knock knock jokes are very famous jokes that usually comes in the form of questions and answer that usually is concluded with a pun or the lyrics of music. The jokes have lived on ever since then and keeps getting more fun over the years. Knock knock jokes might be traced back to Shakespeare’s story in Macbeth, in 1606.